Well then! Don’t get me wrong, I am well aware that Matt Forney is a shameless troll. However, there is a certain special kind of jackass out there who will follow his advice, so let’s review this like a proper advice book.
So, first off you’re going to notice that Mr Forney learned an extensive list of large mammals at school! Throughout this book he will refer to large women as just about every animal he can think of, bless. Another thing you will notice is that he has a very interesting view of women, and of himself!
My favourite quotes are;
“Yes, all women like a man with muscles” really?
“I’m fortunate that I was blessed with a nine-inch meat wrench with the circumference of a bratwurst” This is the best laugh of the book.
For someone with a nine inch meat mallet, he has an extensive knowledge of penis extenders. Which you will read about directly after his little boast.
If anything, it’s a laugh to read but only because of the absolute knowledge that some jackass will try this and get burned. It won’t take you long to read but it does highlight just how stupid some men can be. Having already read his blog against female self-esteem, this was not a surprise.
2/10 a little score for a little man.